Monday 11 April 2011

Sex, now that I have your attention, Set

Humans pretty much have sex, want to have sex, do not want to have sex, cannot have sex, and maybe a few other categories. Basically everything a human does is somehow sex related. As such there are many different ways a person can communicate the word "sex". This is one way to measure an object’s importance, if there are many words describing it the more important the object is. That is, the object’s importance is proportional to the number of words used to describe it. As an aside, Aside I: There are so many arbitrary ways a person can be hinting at sex, one sociological reason behind this phenomenon could be related to rejection. That is, if Person A approached Person B in a nightclub and stated "I want to have sex with you", Person B could respond with no, leaving Person A rejected. For Person A to save face it is better for him to lead the second person on with sexual innuendo, so Person A is better off stating, "those strobe lights are fantastic", which translates as: "I want to have sex with you". Aside II: People only ever communicate with other people as a means to have sex. That is directly with the person they are communicating with or on the path to having sex with another person. The most important thing a person needs to realise is which person they are, i.e. the person that the second person wants to have sex with or the person that the second person is using as a path to sex. For example, Insurance Person behind counter communicates with a person over the phone called Person A, Person A is only using the Insurance person for a future sexual conquest, that is, they have insured their assets against future theft, damage etc and therefore are comfortable in the knowledge that they can pursue sex without risking their assets. A person can make some assumptions on whether they are the person that a second person wants to have sex with or a person that the second person is using as a path to sex. One way a person can figure this out, is the amount of energy a second person expends in trying to communicate with them. Warning: if you work in Medicare the long lines and waiting times do not indicate that people want to have sex with you. They are trying to ensure their health lasts to have sex with other people. Back to the point (whatever that was): Other words have heaps and heaps of definitions, that is, they are like the rubbish tip of definitions. One such word is ‘Set’ (it may just be because Bertrand Russell overcomplicated this word), ‘Set’ is used to describe pretty much everything, including sex. So is ‘Set’ important to us, or an arbitrarily used word because no one else can find anything better to say?

6 comments:

  1. get medicared !

    :p

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  2. I am not sure if I am allowed to write anything in reply...? :)

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  3. That must be written from a bloke's perception. A woman can quite comfortably say to a butcher, "I want 2 meatballs and a pork sausage," with absolutely no desire at all to have sex with him, or anyone else in the shopping centre.

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  4. SHS, I am so so so glad you're up and posting again.....

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  5. what daisyarse said. butchers, despite their meat, are seldom shagworthy. nor even inuendo worthy.

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  6. could I add to that list real estate agents and car salesmen?

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