Limericks

Witty Limericks, Original Odes, & Potery of Note:

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  1. Now the season has passed for sun swimming
    The finale's been done for the slimming
    There's a chill on the breeze
    Folks cook things to freeze
    And the Forwardites are ripe for lush limming.

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  2. discovered this joint much too late
    but my lim gland is sluggish, so wait
    for a limmier day
    when this pote will play
    nantucket and such, it'll be great!

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  3. There was a young girl from Mount Yup-Yup
    Though Broadband was there, she had Dial-up
    although it was slow
    saved her old bloke some dough,
    "By xmas" said she, "I'll be caught up."

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  4. there's another young mountain of girl
    who swiftly went into a whirl
    when dial up she read
    "I'd sooner be dead"
    ADSL2+, long since she did unfurl!

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