"if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"
"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."
"We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn't appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known." --Sarah Palin, Facebook note, June 30, 2010
"If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the internet."
"As for the writer, he is sitting on a melting iceberg; he is merely an anachronism, a hangover from the burgeois age, as surely doomed as the hippopotamus."
"Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us...in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate."
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
‘In the past all a king had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people’s homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family has been reduced to the basest of all creatures – we’ve become actors!’
Dumbledore as King George V (in the King's Speech)
“Words are, in my not so modest opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic – capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.” Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter in HP 7B
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” Albert Einstein
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
ReplyDeleteVoltaire
"if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"
ReplyDeletehomer simpson
"God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organised religion."
ReplyDeleteSuperintendent Chalmers
"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."
ReplyDeleteIdiocracy
"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad" (from Scaramouche)
ReplyDeleteRafael Sabatini
"We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn't appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known." --Sarah Palin, Facebook note, June 30, 2010
ReplyDeleteI like 'em!
ReplyDelete" "Trick or treat" isn't just some phrase you mindlessly chant like the Lord's Prayer. It's an oral contract."
ReplyDeleteBart Simpson
"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we're runnin' out of french fries and burrito coverings"
ReplyDeletepresident dwayne elizondo mountain dew herbert comacho
"If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the internet."
ReplyDeleteJeff Albertson.
ahhhhh .... that's better.
ReplyDeleteI'd been waiting for a jeff quote :D
"I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!"
ReplyDeleteJeff again
"As for the writer, he is sitting on a melting iceberg; he is merely an anachronism, a hangover from the burgeois age, as surely doomed as the hippopotamus."
ReplyDeleteGeorge Orwell
shuddup george
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"A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance"
ReplyDeleteGeorge Bernard Shaw
bluddy george has my number!
ReplyDeleteand smokey's .....
:p
"Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us...in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate."
ReplyDeletefrom The Pick of Destiny
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
ReplyDeleteMark Twain
"I love not man the less, but nature more."
ReplyDeleteLord Byron
(poem recited in the movie Into the Wild"
those last two with sugar on top.
ReplyDeleteyou're on fire, betty!
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage"
ReplyDeleteSmashing Pumpkins
"don't make me stop playing lego starwars three, you'll be sorry!"
ReplyDeletekid #1
did you say Lego? Smoko will be on the first flight to your place - wherever that may be.
ReplyDelete"Oh yes, I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain"
ReplyDeletefrom "I am Woman" Helen Reddy
'And your wise man don't know
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To be thick as a brick'
Ian Anderson/ Jethro Tull
PC game, lovey, not plastic blocks. hiya smokes!
ReplyDelete"there's a smell in here that will outlast religion."
ReplyDeleteKenny
‘In the past all a king had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people’s homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family has been reduced to the basest of all creatures – we’ve become actors!’
ReplyDeleteDumbledore as King George V (in the King's Speech)
"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."
ReplyDeletefrom This is Spinal Tap.
"Let France have good mothers, and she will have good sons."
ReplyDeleteNapoleon
"If one has plenty of money, but no children, he cannot be reckoned rich. If one has children, but no money, he cannot be reckoned poor."
ReplyDeleteChinese proverb
"Sometimes we doctors, despite all our years of training and experience, can only marvel at how little we really know."
ReplyDeleteDoctor Dan to Stanley Lambchop in "Flat Stanley"
"Love keeps no list of wrongs"
ReplyDeletefrom the Bible - can you believe it?
"Subtlety has no place in Eurovision."
ReplyDeleteSam Pang
"I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 monies?"
ReplyDeleteHomer Simpson
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."
ReplyDeleteClementine Paddleford
"Failure is always an option"
ReplyDeleteJamie Hyneman
"The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out."
ReplyDeleteGildor to Frodo (LOTR)
"...advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill."
ReplyDeleteGildor to Frodo (LOTR)
"There are no ugly women. Only lazy ones."
ReplyDeleteHelena Rubenstein.
“Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression.”
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“Words are, in my not so modest opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic – capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.”
ReplyDeleteAlbus Dumbledore to Harry Potter in HP 7B
"Politicians are like nappies. They both need changing regularly, and for the same reasons".
ReplyDeleteThe definition of the word politics - by Robin Williams.
ReplyDeletePoli - meaning "many"
Tics - meaning "blood sucking critters"
"Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one."
ReplyDeletedunno who said it first, but Tooly said it again whilst listening to the wireless.
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
ReplyDeleteAlbert Einstein
"I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under 70. Farewell, Dinosaur." - our mentor, Jeff Albertson
ReplyDelete"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." Anais Nin
ReplyDelete"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
ReplyDeleteThorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror.