Monday 5 September 2011

Conan in 3D

After Conan the Barbarian (the classic film with Arnie) I wondered where they could go with a re-make. Surely the depths of Conan's character were well and truly explored in the first film (i.e. why there was not too much left to explore in the sequel - Conan the Destroyer). What dimension of Conan's character was left to explore in the Conan the Barbarian remake? The third dimension. The third dimension makes it possible to re-make all the classic 2D character movies into a 3D extravaganza! I want the Popeye movie remade...
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11 comments:

  1. cathmarywayfairy5 September 2011 at 18:05

    ...Rambo remade 3D....
    ...Out of Africa remade 3D....
    ..The Hours remade 3D....now I'm being silly :p

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  2. DaisyChain6 September 2011 at 10:25

    Why do they remake anything? The rule should be that a re-make has to be better than the original to even consider it. So there's no point re-making a cracker of a movie. Likewise, there's no point re-making a dud.
    Take Charlie and the Chocloate Factory. The original was bonza - imaginative sets, quirky cast, & a true interpretation of the book. Why remake it? Sure the Deppster was fine, and the re-make equalled the first - But it didn't better it.

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  3. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 12:50

    I think Hollywood are just tired of trying to think of new things to make and are going to just re-hash prior popular movies in 3D. They have already completed the market survey with the 2D version.

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  4. DaisyChain6 September 2011 at 13:16

    please - not Rebel without a Cause.

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  5. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 14:47

    They are making a remake of Rebel with that Vampire dude (dude = person rather than dude = camel's wang), it could be in 3D...? Personally I think the emo-chick from the Vampire movies should have got with the other bloke... the one with the wolf powers.

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  6. DaisyChain6 September 2011 at 20:16

    just so long as Glee doesn't do Rebel.

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  7. DaisyChain6 September 2011 at 20:16

    see the advert for Spy Kids in 4D - smellocinema? I jest not.

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  8. Anonymous7 September 2011 at 10:37

    That's a bit hardcore, imagine a re-make of Dogma and the 'shit daemon' (not played by Matt Damon)

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  9. DaisyChain7 September 2011 at 21:48

    imagine the shit hitting the fan in "Flying High"

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  10. Anonymous8 September 2011 at 10:45

    They should make that scene in 5-D and have one of the ushers allow crap to spit out of the air conditioning units

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  11. DaisyChain8 September 2011 at 23:28

    I want to see Mr. Creosote in 5D. Just one more tiny wafer thin after dinner mint...

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