Pay TV

Our little apartment by the sea had Pay TV. Who would have thought there would be TV shows about:

• people who chop down trees for a living
• people who buy uncollected storage unit contents
• people who buy uncollected luggage from airports
• people who enter their tots into beauty pageants
• people who decorate cup cakes competitively
• people who fall pregnant at tender ages
• people who hoard crap
• people who pawn crap
• people who drive big trucks on steep & slippery roads
• people who live in a mansion & wear bikinis
• people who drive after drinking and get caught
• people who eat too much
• people who eat too little
• people who marry American gypsies
• people who remodel vehicles

100 channels - and there's still nothing on telly!