Wednesday 30 January 2013

Brizzy - report on the state of things atm

Traffic lights - some working, some not. Police with white gloves oddly absent. Take your chances.
Trees - most up, some down, some with bits fallen off them.
Linen - stinking up the place with its dampness.
Lawns - green & growing as you watch.
Puddles - diminishing, but still to be found by small boys with new school shoes.
Freezers - empty after power losses. All defrosting food cooked up on BBQs (yes even in cyclonic winds)  by panicking housewives.
Water - in short supply (WTF!) as the water treatment plant can't cope.
Swimming pools - green. Chuck in acid to combat alkilinity of rain water.
Internet - back on! Yay.
Temps - back up to 30', drying out the place & steaming up armpits.

5 comments:

  1. oh hun.
    meanwhile we are so far verra grateful that the largest fire in a 5 km radius has only required 9 trucks to bring it under control (so far)
    Whats with this bluddy country.
    When I was a Catholic kid there was some saint who was the patron of the weather. Perhaps if we all got religion and started praying things would return to normal.
    Then again....

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  2. ps. So glad you're treading water, Bettsxxx

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  3. Is there a saint for election avoidance? I might have to become catholic too.
    Nah!

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  4. SEQ has had more than its share in past coupla years. shocking business all round :(

    ps: those damp catcher doovers don't work.

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  5. Damp Rid & ilk?
    I reckon, like Teflon, they'll be discovered to be toxic by the year 2023 & men in asbestos suits will remove them.

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