Friday 9 November 2012

the Fancy Bogue

whilst hobnobbing over a bad cup of coffee this morning, one of the WOACAs mentioned having been incarcerated at 'girls night in' recently.  apparently it was peopled by moderately well heeled conservative types, ranging in age from about 30 to about 50.  the thing that stood out, apparently, was their titillation at the sight of a .. wait for it ... chocolate fountain (which is bad enough). but what really impressed was the fact that it was spewing a sort of mid-grey slurry of something only very loosely connected with actual chocolate.  better yet, they had strawberries to dip in same.  after a an hour or so marvelling at the dairy milk fountain, talk turned to cleaning products.  not a word of a lie. 

so here's the idea ... the aspirational bogan (such as this lot were) is still living in happy oblivion to the delights of chocolate containing any more than 20% cocoa.  also, they enjoy a good clean. 

3 comments:

  1. If that's what is required to be a socialite, I'll give it a miss. I'm afraid my small talk doesn't extend to cleaning products.

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  2. So vinegar & bi carb still isn't bogue then?
    So straightforward......

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  3. nope. you're safe there, wilmogue :p

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